Congratulations on having the wisdom and strength of will to embark on this wacky journey. A lesser person would have chosen to skip inseminating this month, but you are brave… and crazy. Buckle your seatbelt and begin the week ahead!
On Tuesday, you wake up at 5:15 am, groggily stick a thermometer in your mouth, mumble the reading to your wife, and hit the snooze bar. After two rounds of snoozing, you admit defeat and trudge to the bathroom for your first OPK of the day. You pee in the dinosaur cup, put in your Internet cheapie stick, and wait the requisite time.