When we organized the house a few weeks ago, I took all the random TTC items lying around the bathroom and made a Crotch Science Kit. Here’s a guide to the contents:
A – Cheap Internet tests
B – Name brand tests, in case A don’t work
C – clock for timing tests. Also useful as a reminder of just how long all this is taking….
D – Cups for peeing into. There’s something deeply wrong about peeing on a dinosaur (unless it’s Barney). But that was what was available.
E – Turkey baster. For those times when you need to baste a turkey in the bathroom. Well, in our house, a Tofurkey(TM).
F & G – mirror and light for examining cervix with speculum. Yeah, right! Tried that exactly once. Notice that there is no “H” for speculum.