3 new bug bites (one giant welt on the calf, one ordinary bump front and center on the forehead)
7 new scratches on hands and wrists from the neighbors’ cat
2 scraped knees
1 nearly healed scrape under right eyebrow
5 scratches from sharp toddler fingernails (on Mama’s face)
Can you tell we have a portrait appointment today at 2:00 pm?
Update: And one hella lump over the right eyebrow from a fall after dinner in which head met furniture with a loud crack. I am a horrible mother, because my first thought after seeing that she was not gravely wounded was “Thank God this happened AFTER the photos!”